Tagged by ~Niac777

Pick the month you were born in:

January: I ran shirtless with...
February: I kissed...
March: I slept with...
April: I ran naked with...
May: I cuddled with...
June: I smoked dope with...
July: I killed...
August: I needed...
September: I banged...
October: I killed...
November: I shot...
December: I stabbed...

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01: ...a camera...
02: ...a dog...
03: ...the Kool-Aid Man...
04: ...a Spartan...
05: ...a stripper...
06: ...your mom...
07: ...Barney the dinosaur...
08: ...a prostitute...
09: ...a pornstar...
10: ...a bag of weed...
11: ...my toothbrush...
12: ...my crush...
13: ...Santa Claus...
14: ...a duck...
15: ...a horse...
16: ...A bowl of Fruit Loops...
17: ...a meth junkee...
18: ...a bisexual...
19: ...a tampon...
20: ...a man in a hot dog suit...
21: ...a homeless guy...
22: ...this hot dude/chick...
23: ...my lover...
24: ...an Easter egg...
25: ...George Washington...
26: ...Master Yoda...
27: ...Spiderman...
28: ...a Welshman...
29: ...my postman...
30: ...a glass of milk...
31: ...a fluffy bunny...

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White: ...because I'm sexy like that.
Black: ...because that's how I roll.
Pink: ...because I'm just that amazing.
Red: ...because you touch yourself at night.
Blue: ...because I'm such a pimp.
Purple: ...because I like pointy things.
Gray: ...because I love sexual tension.
Other: ...because my boobies are huge.
Green: ...because it was for the good of the whole.
Orange: ...because I smoke crack
Other: ...because I gotta pee.
Brown: ...because the little people told me to.
Shirtless: ...because he broke through my damned wall!

REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE!!! XD

I shot my postman because my boobies are huge.

FEEL TAGGED
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Tagged by ~niac777

[_] Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you were talking.
[_] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were Not talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
(Tried to open it with the power of my mind..)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[_] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[_] You have ran into a tree.
[_] It IS possible to lick your elbow.
[_] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[_] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star had the same rhythm.
[_] You just tried to sing them.
[_] You have tripped on your own shoelace and fallen.
[_] You have choked on your own spit.
[_]You have seen the the matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice in the last question "the" was spelled twice. (dammit! I'm tired! xD)
[x] You just looked at it.
[_] People have called you slow.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Accidently..? mh..^^)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it hit you in the face or went into your nose/eyes.
[_] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (happened often )
[_] If someone says "Fart" you laugh.
[_] You just laughed.
[x]Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You tell a story and forget what you are talking about. (oops..)
[_] People often shake there heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[_] You Sometimes use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug. (tasted good!)
[_] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[_] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out and didn't realize it.
[x] You have looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket. (YES!)
[_] You sometimes post journals or send emails because you are afraid of what they say will happen even if you know what they say will not happen to you.
[_] You break a lot of things.
[_] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you are confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (lol yeah)
[_] When laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

I INFECT ...

I don' t have friends on dA to tag, right?
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